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ELECT THE DEAD
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PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!

By the way, you are probably wondering what the whole "Sac attack" thing is it's not really that interesting but i'm going to tell you anyway and you're going to like it so anyway, my freshman  year of highschool, I had a PE class with mostly upperclassmen boys, and it wasn't as bad as i thought it would be so anyway, everyone pretty much had to have a nickname, and mine was "THE SAC!" sense i'm not very good at anything can't play sports and i can't hit a ball but when I do, it is a freaking hard hit (if i don't say so myself) so anyway, when I would hit a ball, everyone would get all crazy and scream "IT'S THE SAC!!!", or "SAC ATTACK!!!

Do you know what I just realized? I just realized that the setup of my website is in huge need of a renovation! so as I was looking around at all the other sites, I realized that I need my front page to be a newsletter like thing. So I figure that if I change my webpage setup, more people will come to my site, and i'll get all da girls! which would be awesome... so with that said, I would like to introduce you to my NEW website slash front page slash newsletter thingy majigger doohickey thing....TADAAAAA!!!!!

OK... now obviously, this whole newsletter page thing isn't working because my counter hasn't gone up (even though I never really finished it). Because I'm not engulfed in "da girls" so I think it's time for another renovation and this time i'm not only going to finish it, but i'm going to update it more often, and I'm going to hit ya where ya sleep, and then when you are down on the floor rolling around in pain and love, I'll Kick you in the crotch and then take a Piss on your broken and battered body... I mean I'm going to start being opinionated, and start talking about political things and crap like that. 

To anyone who cares I guess it is my duty to inform you that i will not be using this site very often anymore simlpy because i have a better site and if you want to talk to me (and I KNOW you don't!) then just hit me up at roosterteeth.com just look for someone called theMONARCH written exactly like that.

ROOSTERTEETH.COM

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